Aug. 28, 2012 at 9:27 AM ET
Who says toys can't be tough stuff? Not IGN, which has produced a faux trailer suggesting that if Pixar's "Toy Story" characters were given Sly Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger's voices (along with several others reading lines from the "Expendables" sequel), they'd be able to kick the stuffing out of anyone who got in their way.
Hey, the toy Army soldiers are already fit and ready for a fight, and they know tactical defense. Add a cowboy and a space hero, and everything else just falls into place.
Best bit? Buzz Lightyear greeting the little three-eyed aliens and crying in Ah-nuld's voice: "I'm back!"
Just in time. Check out the video and see what you think!