Keith Olbermann rounds up tabloid and entertainment news every night on “Keeping Tabs.” On Friday, he had this to say:
Anna Nicole Smith
Not entirely clear when Anna Nicole Smith will return from the Bahamas though lately it seems her whole life is unfolding there. Now Ms. Smith has exchanged wedding vows. The lucky guy, her long-time lawyer and spokesman and apparently boyfriend, Howard K. Stern. There was no marriage license.
The couple, “exchanged vows before God.” According to Ms. Smith's other lawyer, Michael Scott, God was apparently was onboard catamaran near Nassau in the Bahamas and the ceremony was not legally binding. This was just days after Mr. Stern professed he was the father of Ms. Smith's newborn daughter.
Not so Rosie view
Well, the clearer picture of high definition TV makes most things look better, doesn't improve everything, case in point, apparently not Rosie O'Donnell. Philip Swan, who compiles a worst looking celebrity on high definition TV list every year, on the industry Web site TVpredictions.com, says Miss O'Donnell takes the top spot this year. Why?
According to Swan, “No one enjoys the view of Rosie in high def, most people use a washcloth to clean their face, but Rosie looks like she uses a Brillo pad. Her face is extremely coarse and rough looking in high def.” This written by a man named Swan.
Maybe spa treatment would help. Works for him.