Countdown’s Top Five
- Kids are already using Janet Jackson’s topless Super bowl halftime .
- Speaking of
- The Hargon family has been for a week.
- Colorado University finds an interim football coach, but ?
- A Moroccan flight gets after a man claims he was kidnapped by Al Qaeda.
- Speaking of flights with terror scares, British Airways flight 233 from London to New York, delayed six time, canceled five time since New Years, amid unspecified al-Qaeda fears,
- It may not ease flier anxiety to learn that a pilot
- Will he or won’t he? The answer on Meet the Press,
- In other ballot news, Al Sharpton
- And John Edwards
Today’s Top Three Newsmakers
- Andre Gainey of Clifton Park, New York, arrested by cops after they realized he was DWWP, .
- An unnamed man in Germany had to be after some sort of sex game ended poorly.
- A police officer’s wife is accused of trying to in Pembroke Pines, Florida, and threatening to blow the place up.
Let's Play Oddball!
- in the River Thames near London.
- Romulus Caraway managed to with a popular Anglo-
Saxon expletive 10 times. The judge gave him 10 days of contempt of court for each of the F-bombs. - ! says it can hall your ashes into geosynchronous orbit for 12,000 bucks.
- St. Louis plastic surgeon, Dr. Robert F. Centano says there has been a surge in the number of performed in this country annually, because of the actress and singer, Jennifer Lopez.
Keeping Tabs
- Diana Ross wants to . Perfectly, perfectly clear. “She is not dating David Gest. She is not engaged to David Gest."
- Rapper 50 cent's is thinking of running for in Farmington Connecticut.
- "Now with Bill Moyers" will soon be "Now - ."
- We finally have why Courtney Love failed to show up to court last week.
- Renee Zelwegger says she should get an Oscar award this year -- because .