Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
The banality of stupid: Here's a lady busted on video trying to hire a hitman to take out her hubby on account of divorce is such a hassle.
Two paws up! Dogs get their own TV channel.
An online petition by a mother asking authorities to release her 19-year-old son from jail now has more than 100,000 signatures. (He's been incarcerated since February because of a perceived threat he posted on Facebook.)
Whoops! Florida may have accidentally banned the Internet!
Check out this snake-bot that can slithering through nuclear power plant in an awesome mobility test.
Last chapter for Nooks? Readers keep turning to tablets.
Here's an absorbing story about Reddit: A pre-Facebook community in a post-Facebook world.
Please enjoy this anti-D&D video warning of satanic Dungeon Masters.
In closing: You think you know what the Iron Throne looks like this? YOU KNOW NOTHING!
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.