Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Good news everybody! The NSA claims it 'touches' only 1.6 percent of Internet traffic.
Also, September 10 seems to be the big day for the next iPhone announcement.
And word is, that next iPhone comes with fingerprint encryption, just like James Bond's phone!
Alas, the Altantic reports: The end nears for Cory Booker's terrible, no good startup.
But you can remember to "initiate sex" with the help of this smartphone app!
Also, this trash can is totally stalking you.
Internet's collapse, iPhone's failure and more! Here are the 10 worst tech predictions of all time.
In case you're out of the loop and stuff, here's 11 social media outlets teens are using now.
In closing: This corgi and bunny are in love.
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.