Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Good news, ladies! Here's how to know when you're too sexy for tech blogging!(You know, because patriarchy!)
The Guardian sure wrote a lot about today's Franz Kafka Google Doodle!
3-D gun printing? Here's the software that stops it.
Nebraska and Oklahoma on Tuesday joined Mississippi in pressuring Google to crack down on Internet advertisements for drugs, including powerful painkillers, that are sold without a prescription, and other counterfeit products.
#nofilter? #noway, says site that calls out Instagram fakers.
Why Did Apple just Hire a fashion industry CEO? Let's find out!
Infamous Internet troll “weev” is appealing his 41-month sentence for that AT&T/iPad hack.
Oh! And here's what happens when Russell Brand interviews the Westboro Baptist Church!
Check out AmputeeOT's awesome prosthetic LEGO leg!
"Big Brother" rocked by big controversy! Racism, sexism and homophobia, as seen on the Internet!
In closing: A guy in a Darth Vader suit may have run the hottest mile EVER!
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.