Feb. 3, 2011 at 2:22 PM ET
Sure, you've done a bang-up job of cutting and pasting your entire life into Facebook, but the etiquette of real life didn't quite make the transition.
Conversations are no longer intimate. News is shared simultaneously and instantly with an enormous circle of "friends," more than a few you've probably never met offline. Certainly many in your list haven't met each other.
So how does one respond to a status update that would've once been shared face-to-face or on a phone call? Luckily the kids at College Humor are here to help, with the "Facebook Comment Flowchart" you should probably clip and save.
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