Jan. 12, 2011 at 6:53 PM ET
I'm sorry. I actually like T-Mobile's 4G ads, because they make fun of the problems iPhone owners have had on AT&T, and because they star that Dan guy who used to be on The Daily Show. But to say you can't differentiate between Verizon and AT&T — two giant wireless carriers — is like saying you can't differentiate between Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin — two high-profile women in politics. Everyone knows this. I'd say "Nice try, T-Mobile," but I know T-Mobile is capable of better.