Jan. 23, 2013 at 9:32 AM ET

Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
This seems fun: Facebook tag everybody you know in this gigapixel inauguration picture!
Almost all in Congress use Twitter; if only bills could be as short as tweets.
Meanwhile, here are five fake political types on Twitter we wish were real.
Apple went and pulled the 500px photo app over nudity concerns.
Speaking of photos, the Instagram account crackdown spread panic all over Yahoo Answers.
Here's the "FaceWash" app finds all the filth on your Facebook Timeline.
What does your email inbox say about you? Let's find out!
No, Android is not just for poor people, turns out.
Here's Steve Jobs threatened Palm with a patent suit for poaching employees.
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook. Also, Google+.