July 30, 2013 at 9:35 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
The Syrian Electronic Army appears to have compromised the official Twitter account of business news agency Thomson Reuters, posting a series of political cartoons depicting the ongoing civil war in Syria.
In case you were wondering, Amazon is everything wrong with our new economy.
In closing: if you really cared about me, you'd make me this Jupiter layer cake.