June 11, 2012 at 9:22 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today.
Apple's annual Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) kicks off today and — based on some conference center decorations — it looks like the event will include an announcement related to iOS 6.
Apple execs will talk about a lot of things when they take the stage today. We're eager to hear about is what steps the company will take to glue it all together — before the competition learns from the iGiant's mistakes.
Speaking of which, tablets, led mainly by the iPad, have "quickly reached a critical mass in the U.S.," with one of every four smartphone owners also using a tablet in the three-month period ending in April, according to comScore.
In related news, here's what you need to know about Steve Jobs' Pentagon file. (Hint: LSD is involved.)
Oh! And there's no elegant technical fix to stop distracted driving ... SO JUST HANG UP YOUR DANG PHONE!
Meanwhile, LinkedIn said Saturday that none of the 6.5 million user passwords that were stolen and published on a website have been used to get into member accounts.
Penguins are freaks, y'all! That's according to this newly-discovered penguin report -- hidden for nearly 100 years for being too "graphic."
Karl Lagerfeld's "beyond spoiled" kitten uses an iPad ... and has personal maids. Oh! Like your's doesn't?!
Here's some unspoiled dogs, patiently waiting for you to feed them.