Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Twitter's new security measure ditches texts for in-app alerts. Here's how it works.
The effort to stop "Apple picking" phone theft now extends to London.
Yahoo is counting down to a new logo with different designs every day.
Speaking of counting down, traffic is slowing at Yahoo's newly purchased blog platform, Tumblr. Coincidence?
Samsung told the world that it is making a smartwatch in March, and now a newly discovered trademark provides some clues as to how the company will compete with Apple’s rumored iWatch.
Facebook's new "story bumping" will show you what you may have missed.
FYI: Dolphins recognize the whistles of old friends (and foes) after decades.
And in fake science news, that Discovery Channel documentary "Megalodon: The Monster Shark That Lives" is fake, and apparently that's causing "outrage."
You can now buy seriously expensive art on Amazon.
In closing: Hello 24-hour giant panda cam, goodbye productivity!
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.