June 12, 2012 at 9:17 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today.
Apple kicked off its annual Worldwide Developers Conference on Monday with plenty of product annoucements, including new MacBook Pros, the next version of iOS 6 for iPhone and iPad, OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion, 3D Maps and more.
The tech superpower also took another big swipe at the cellular carriers. In short: With iOS 6, we'll be using more carrier bandwidth than ever, but will require fewer and fewer carrier services.
For what it's worth, here's the deets on Verizon's new data plans you can share across 10 devices.
But there were a few things conspicuously absent, as well; let's go over what items and features we didn't see.
It's difficult for many parents to talk with their kids about sex. But what about the "don't ride in a car with a driver who's texting" chat? AT&T just launched a mobile safety site to help families with exactly that.
FunkyJunk is threatening to sue Internet darling, The Oatmeal. Hilarity ensues.
Oh! Turns out young men aren't the most important demographic in tech -- here's why.
No wonder Batgirl wants equal pay for women!
In closing, BuzzFeed's Matt Stopera rates Bonnaroo fashion so you don't have to! (Send him a nice thank you note.)