March 22, 2013 at 9:09 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
And Facebook also added weather forecast feature ... so you never need to leave!
In related news, this plan from the U.S. government calls for more scanning of private Web traffic and email.
And in closing: 33 Dogs That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now!