Feb. 7, 2013 at 9:37 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
A new report shows increasing numbers of smartphones, many of them Android-based and capable of 4G data speeds, led to continuing increases in mobile traffic. How much more? Let's find out!
Some say that Monopoly's new cat-shaped game piece, which replaces the iron, symbolizes the world's transition from Industrialism to a glorious new (feline-obsessed) Information Age. What do you think?
We The People, the White House's official online petition platform, is getting a big update to make it more open to developers and Web apps ... and maybe even more Death Star-type requests. Or not.
Speaking of the White House: Is a drone-proof city possible? Let's imagine.
Don't forget! "Community" is back tonight!
In closing: Breaking News! Pugs Wearing Party Hats!