May 14, 2013 at 8:51 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
The Justice Department used a secret subpoena to obtain two months of phone records for Associated Press reporters and editors without notifying the news organization, say sources.
Here's a dude who won't stop drone spying on this woman in Seattle. The future is now!
Apple, Google and other phone makers need to make phones harder to steal, says New York's attorney general. People are totally getting beat up!
Aw! And Facebook is making breakups sadder, according to this one study.
A judge just ordered the release of previously sealed documents in the criminal hacking case against deceased Internet activist Aaron Swartz.
A construction company pretty much destroyed one of Belize's largest Mayan pyramids with backhoes and bulldozers to extract rock for a road-building project.
FYI: A record number of wild horses — almost 50,000 — are now living in captivity, and critics say the federal government's roundups are heading for crisis.
That awesome "PS4 Teaser" video everyone is totally freaking out over is totally fake, according to Sony.
In closing: A bunch of examples of everyday sexism.