April 2, 2013 at 9:08 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Everybody's really sick of Google's April Fools' pranks... apparently.
Scientists are totally freaking out over this sea lion that grooves to a disco beat ... and that's no prank!
The Facebook mystery Android news may be a home screen launcher ... according to this one report.
And when it comes to quick responses and collaboration, Facebook passes the research test ... according to these scientists.
Apple CEO Tim Cook apologized to Chinese consumers and altered iPhone warranty policies in its No. 2 market ... after more than two weeks of condemnation of its after-sales service in the state-run media.
Windows Blue ... the new Windows 8.1? Maybe so.
Here's noted deity naysayer Richard Dawkins evoking your favorite Web comic made of stick people.
It may be Tuesday, but it's never too late to plan your weekend getaway! Here's 16 tips from a pug on how to make that weekend getaway perfect!