May 22, 2012 at 9:49 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today.
The SpaceX rocket took off on its milestone mission this morning, taking Scotty's ashes with it into space.
No big surprise here: People don't really care about 3-D HDTVS.
Eugene Polley, the man who invented the remote control, and thus, the coach potato, has passed away.
And Madden '13 will include Tebowing ... so there's that.
Microsoft Research over the weekend began allowing members of the public to join its social network called “so.cl” that the company had previously been testing privately with students and researchers at a small number of universities.