Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
"Intense flavor": The $330,000 hamburger that was built in a lab hits the spot!
Lots of other government agencies want that info NSA is getting from our communication devices ... but the NSA won't share!
Doctor Who? The next one is Peter Capaldi, that dude best known as foul-mouthed political spindoctor Malcolm Tucker.
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