Aug. 13, 2013 at 9:09 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Yup. Hyperloop may sound like first sci-fi transport, but it's not.
Lavabit — Edward Snowden's encrypted email service of choice — shut down. But Kim Dotcom's "privacy company" may soon fill the gap!
In related news: The truth about why Silent Circle silenced its secure email service.
In closing, Sexy Walter White is your new favorite meme.