May 9, 2013 at 9:18 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
And here's why the Facebook phone flopped, in case you were wondering.
Everybody hates this new Google Maps look, says The Atlantic!
Everything you need to know about untangling the Web, courtesy of the NSA!
Good news everybody! Dinosaur hunting has been made possible ... by your virtual vote!
Bad news everybody .... the FBI may be reading emails without a warrant.
Why is YouTube censoring David Bowie's SFW new music video? Let's find out!
In closing: Steampunk LEGO!