Sep. 19, 2012 at 9:00 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee.
The iPhone5 reviews are rolling in. Surprise! Everybody digs it.
You can get the iPhone 5 on eBay for $1,600. It's just that vital to your existence ... apparently.
Nobody likes the new Twitter app for iPad, points out this guy.
Germany wants everybody to stop using Internet Explorer on account of a yet-to-be-repaired bug that could be exploited by hackers.
Meanwhile, Microsoft promises a temporary fix, following the discovery three more attack sites taking advantage.
In other news: Wikipedia scandal! As Violet Blue reports, "Jimmy Wales is not pleased."
Just in time for the all-important holiday season, Sony has revealed a new, smaller PlayStation 3 game console.
A new Kickstarter project hopes to create a fun bit of nostalgia with this LED-powered Pong table. It's very much the Pong you know and love, but built into a handy enclosure and made for up to four players.
Public interest organizations are preparing a complaint against AT&T for violating net neutrality rules by blocking access to a video-conferencing application.
Oh, and here's a bunch of animals that probably don't want an iPhone 5 ... and are smarter than you.