Aug. 2, 2012 at 9:20 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee.
Senate may very well go on recess without passing a cyber bill to protect the U.S. electrical grid and whatnot.
And yet, the the Missile Defense Agency wants its employees to stop watching porn at work.
In Olympics news, portable WiFi hotspots are banned from all venues in London, they've even got a dude sniffing them out and shutting them down. Here's why.
Meanwhile, everybody looking at the Olympics may very well be to blame for Netflix streaming dropping by 25 percent.
That hasn't stopped us from watching 4 billion hours of YouTube every month!
In iPhone news, Sharp said it will start shipping screens for a new Apple iPhone that's rumored to be released in October ahead of the pre-Christmas shopping season.
A partially destroyed Roomba has been given a second life as a telepresence robot controlled via a Google+ Hangout.
Meanwhile, here's a billionaire who wants to build a real-life Jurassic Park -- what could possibly go wrong?
And in closing: OMG! OMG! OMG! "Doctor Who promo picture doesn't bode well! AND WHERE'S RORY?!