Aug. 12, 2013 at 9:38 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Good news everybody! The NSA claims it 'touches' only 1.6 percent of Internet traffic.
And word is, that next iPhone comes with fingerprint encryption, just like James Bond's phone!
Alas, the Altantic reports: The end nears for Cory Booker's terrible, no good startup.
Internet's collapse, iPhone's failure and more! Here are the 10 worst tech predictions of all time.
In case you're out of the loop and stuff, here's 11 social media outlets teens are using now.
In closing: This corgi and bunny are in love.