May 1, 2012 at 10:08 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today.
After successfully making the "relationship status" a significant issue in our lives, Facebook now brings attention (and peer pressure) to something else — organ donation.
Twitter TMI? A female panda is recovering after artificial insemination -- and zookeepers and experts live-tweeted the personal panda event.
He had the means and the opportunity, but we may never know the motive of an 11-year-old student who urinated on $36K worth of laptops left unattended at Upper Allen Township Elementary in Pennsylvania.
No new BlackBerry devices right now, but the company did show off a new operating system and keyboard at it's annual BlackBerry World Conference.
"Instagram for video" seems to be the next big thing, or so these new startups think.
More people have mobile phones than electricity or drinking water.
Porn sites make for better surfing than blogs, turns out.
Speaking of security, here's why Google says you should encrypt your Wi-Fi.
Where do all those cute animals on BuzzFeed come from? Find out now!
Speaking of which, here are some cute BuzzFeed animals, all with a not-so-cute habit: Smoking!