May 1, 2013 at 10:11 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Six years after zero-G flight, Stephen Hawking is still up for a space trip.
Meanwhile, a week after hackers broke into The Associated Press' Twitter feed and roiled financial markets, federal regulators say they need to find ways to deal with the impact of social media.
IBM unveiled the world's smallest stop-motion film — made of atoms!
Here's Wil Wheaton wearing the 4th Doctor scarf and telling a baby why being a nerd is awesome.
Google Glass is bringing back the selfie, says the Atlantic Wire. (When did selfies go away?)
Speaking of selfies, you can now make six-second selfies via Twitter Vine.
Meanwhile, here's 23 puppies who also hate their jobs.