Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
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Mouse inventor and computing pioneer Douglas Engelbart passed away earlier this week. He was 88.
Over in Scotland, a supermarket shopper found a dragon in the toilet.
Oh, and get this! Women do better on math tests when they fake their names.
In closing: Giant cats are coming for us all.