May 20, 2013 at 9:16 AM ET
Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Yahoo just bought Tumblr for $1.1B. But don't worry! The company vows "not to screw it up."
Tapping into old tech: Typewriters are totally making a comeback!
YouTube says users upload more than 100 hours of video per minute to the video-sharing site ... which just turned 8!
In closing: The 17 creepiest cats you meet on OKCupid!