Jan. 4, 2011 at 12:23 PM ET
"French Bulldogs are indoor dogs, but require air conditioning in warm weather," according to the American Kennel Club. "While good at alerting their owners to danger (Look! The UPS Guy is coming!), their main role is that of lap warmer. The Frenchie requires minimal exercise and grooming."
This blonde character begs to differ.
What's more, Piggie Pie, some French Bulldog I know from Facebook, claims that such criminal behavior isn't so unusual or amazing. "Any low-riding dog can get on these things," Piggie ... um ... writes. "He maneuvered the sled jacking with his mouth, knocked the kid off, and over took, using his hind leg as the throttle and brake." A truly amazing Frenchie can break dance, Piggie contends, pointing to his break-dancing companion, Sniffie. "Have you not seen her shoulder spins and head spin?"
To that, Technolog is forced to respond: "Video or it didn't happen!"
Learn more about the "pawesome" abilities of French Bulldogs at the French Bulldog Rescue Network.