ZeitGeist | October 11, 2012
>>> real news. let's huddle up around the water cooler to watch "the daily show " analyze the fixation with political polls we're all to blame.
>> how the hell are the polls so useless yet accurate and quotable? i think we all know what we need. in other words!
>> so when you see obama gaining in today's poll that, means obama 's interviews yesterday were even better than those from seven days ago which were conducted before the debate.
>> he the seven day track yesterday to five ahead in their track today.
>> the next round of swing state polls from nbc shows the swing states tied. then democrats really will be appropriate for them to panic.
>> all right. those are our guys. good men all. the one poll you want to focus on though, he cuts to the core of all this is the 7-eleven poll. let him explain.
>> folks, this race is as tight as mitt's smile when he meets a poor person. unfortunately, unfortunately, folks, there's still one poll out there that gives obama a chance. seven he leven stores are giving voice to the people by offering a choice of coffee cups in obama blue or romney red.
>> yes! in 7-eleven's cup poll right now obama is up by 20 points. folks, wait a second. are we sure they're not using 4-year-old data? i'm pretty sure they're using 4-year-old hotdogs. folks, we must require voter id before anyone can buy a cup of joe. i'm sure 7-eleven will be just as rigorous about checking id for cups as they are for beer and cigarettes.
>> i like those 4-year-old hotdogs.