‘Keeping Tabs’: Wax wedding cancelled

/ Source: Countdown

Keith Olbermann rounds up tabloid and entertainment news every night on “Keeping Tabs.” On Tuesday, Nov. 14 he had this to say:

Adoption rumors
Is Madonna headed back to Malawi to adopt another child?  That’s what we hear from various unreliable tabloid news sources on the Internet. 

The pop star quoted as saying she plans to kidnap— adopt another Malawian child very quickly— and a girl this time.  You may recall, Madge took a little bit of heat after she essentially showed up in the African county with a big butterfly net and took home her new son, David.  But she reportedly says she’ll give David time to settle in with the new family before she heads back to find him a sister.  Just make it quick, kid.

Wax wedding cancelled
The Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie wedding has been cancelled.  This would be the imaginary wedding between the wax Brad Pitt and the wax Angelina Jolie.  Madame Tussauds’ in Las Vegas had planned to unveil its new Angelina Jolie figure alongside the old Brad Pitt wax figure in an upcoming fake wedding ceremony.  Wax George Clooney was to be the best man.  The guest list included wax Elvis, wax Frank Sinatra, wax Liberace, wax Ben Affleck, and wax John Wayne. 

Pitt’s reps, though, got wind of it and asked the house of wax not to go forward with the fake ceremony.  Madame Tussauds, which likes to maintain a friendly relationship with celebs, complied, which is a shame because the wax couple had already registered at the local Staples for a big new 96 pack of Crayolas.