Tend to meet yourself coming and going? The New York Mets have just the thing for your home.
Directional signs — for a ramp and an escalator — are among memorabilia from now-defunct Shea Stadium being offered at an online auction. The signs directed fans to various seating levels. Bidding, as of Thursday afternoon, was around $520 and $560.
If things really get out of control, you might consider a turnstile ( $760 so far.)
Does your family demand fast food? Try a menu board — "Grand Central Grill" ($360) or "Midtown Express" ($320.) Add a ketchup and mustard holder ($262) and a Bud Light neon sign ($315) and you're in business.
Speaking of business — how's this for a sign of the times? "Outfield Wall Panel with AIG Advertisement." Current bid, $1,375.
The auction ends on Halloween.