Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:
A private memorial was held for jobs on Sunday at Stanford University. Here's who attended.
And here's the latest Jobs' last project at Apple, the iPhone 5.
As for iPhone 4S, everyone is having lots of fun making its built-in personal assistant Siri say the darndest things.
Meanwhile, Sprint has the iPhone now, but customers are complaining it's too darn slow.
BlackBerry users are defecting to iPhone following the recent outages, so RIM is offering free apps in an attempt to keep customers around.
Though cops are claiming the BlackBerry outages made the streets safer. Go figure.
Somebody stuck porn videos Sesame Street's YouTube channel.
In closing, these cats may be jerks, but at least they like their insults classic!