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Say what? Funniest movie lines of 2011

Fozzie Bear's standup isn't very funny, but he had some great lines in
Fozzie Bear's standup isn't very funny, but he had some great lines inWalt Disney Pictures

I saw a lot of movies this year. Some were great, some were horrible, many were in the middle. But a movie doesn't have to be Oscar quality to provide a line or exchange that makes you laugh. Here are a few of my favorite funny movie lines from 2011.


Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.


Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

'Arthur Christmas'

Grand Santa to his son, Santa Claus: You're a postman with a spaceship! During World War II, I did the whole thing with six reindeer and a drunken elf!

'Young Adult'

Matt: I'm a fat geek, OK? I know what a zombie is!

'War Horse'

Colin, a British soldier: You speak good English!

Peter, a German soldier: I speak English well.


Billy Beane: There are rich teams and there are poor teams, then there's fifty feet of crap, and then there's us.


Priscilla: Oh he's talking about Rattlesnake Jake, Mr. Rango. He usually doesn't come to town because of that hawk, but he might come now. Can I have your boots when you're dead?

'The Smurfs'

Patrick: None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?

'A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas'

Kumar: No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high.

'Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol'

Brandt, after barely surviving a giant fan: That's it. Next time, I get to seduce the rich guy.

'Captain America: The First Avenger'

Col. Phillips: If you have anything to say, now would be a perfect time to keep it to yourself.


Darcy, upon seeing Thor: You know, for a crazy homeless person, he's pretty cut.

'Scream 4'

Trevor: Why is Sidney Prescott staying with you? I mean, that's like being on 'Top Chef' with Jeffrey Dahmer.

'Cars 2'

Finn: My apologies, I haven't properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.

Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.

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