Valentine's Day! It comes but once a year, spiking sales of chocolate, Viagra and visits to divorce lawyers, and leaves in its wake a Google's worth of incrimination and regret. Here then is Buzzfeed's research and analysis of search engine results heralding the beginning of "rejection season."

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