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Pre-caffeine tech: Apple! Foursquare! No time to explain!

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Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:

Apple's new space ship-looking headquarters really, really huge.

Speaking of Apple, these iPad-loving orangutans no doubt herald the end of man's reign.

Google's new photo-sharing app Photovine is now available, and pretty cool.

David Byrne's fake iPhone apps are hilarious.

Sony dropped the curtain on a bunch of deep games and new apps in an attempt to save PlayStation Vita ... including Foursquare!

Meanwhile, Foursquare also added some nifty photosharing stuff.

Nobody likes the HP Touchpad — Best Buy just sent back 200,000.

Linux is now 20! (In another year, it can drink!)

A guy busted talking on one phone and texting on another while driving 75mph and steering with his knees just lost his license.

In closing ... no time to explain! Get in the car ...

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