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Pre-caffeine tech: Facebook fails, fancy bunnies

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Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today.

Today's Google doodle honors the birth of Moog synthesizer creator Robert Moog, and it gives you the chance to play the synthesizer, similar to what Google did last year with a guitar that honored the birth of Les Paul.

In other Google news, CEO Larry Page took quite a jab at Facebook on "The Charlie Rose Show," saying that Facebook is holding their "users hostage" when it comes to data sharing.

Yeah, it's a bad week for Facebook.  Mark Zuckerberg and several banks led by Morgan Stanley were sued by shareholders, who claimed the defendants hid the social networking leader's weakened growth forecasts ahead of its $16 billion initial public offering

The social network also agreed to settle a lawsuit that alleged the site's "Sponsored Stories" feature publicized users' "likes" without compensation or the ability to opt out.

And you know how you hate Facebook's Timeline? A redesign may be coming soon

And let's not forget the Zombie blondes invade Facebook with fake profiles!

The real-life astronomer who inspired the alien-hunting character in “Contact” is retiring from her research post — but she isn't giving up on the SETI quest.

Wired magazine keeps alienating women, apparently

If you put your kid in a washing machine at the laundrymat, it might end up in YouTube. And then the cops will want to meet you.

In closing, 15 animal couples who are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

— compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or FacebookAlso, Google+.