Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Brazen thieves are finding new ways to steal your iPhone. It's called "Apple picking," and you'll never see them coming. (Cue dramatic music.)
Jeep joined Burger King in Twitter hack club on Tuesday. And MTV and BET pretended they did too. Hilarious.
Speaking of Twitter, Hawaii is the happiest state ... according to tweets, anyway.
One look at SpaceWeather.com's aurora gallery will tell you that February has been a very good month for auroral displays in northern latitudes, and an upswing in solar activity promises more to come. Have a look!
A new prosthetic arm has been developed by a researcher in Switzerland that not only provides the user with a working limb, but also lets them feel rudimentary sensations from the hand and fingers.
Speaking of which, here's how Anonymous accidentally helped expose two Chinese hackers.