Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Are beetles really stoking Colorado fires? Let's find out, while we look at some pictures of bugs!
Ellen Page, star of "Juno" and a bunch of other movies, says this video game totally "ripped off" her likeness.
People freaking out over Mark Zuckerberg's dog don't seem to know that's what those kind of dogs look like when they grow up.
Are people with laptops and big phones more assertive than iPod and feature-phone users? Yes, according to this survey.
Instagram fight! Instagram fight! Rihanna and Liz Jones in an Instagram fight!
In closing: The Most Insane Television Sets in History!