Good news! Facebook totally added "civil union" and "domestic partnership" to its relationship status menu ... which totally makes up for for taxes on same-sex health coverage. And a general lack of civil rights.
Speaking of the government and Facebook, President Obama had a confab yesterday with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Apple CEO Steve Jobs and Google chief executive Eric Schmidt in a push to keep spending on high-tech initiatives.
Because you know, a 10th of Americans can't get fast Internet.
Still, the next iPhone will be cheaper ... just not smaller.
Speaking of high-tech initiatives, just how will Watson spend his "Jeopardy" winnings?
Perhaps he'll train to compete in the first-ever robot marathon!
Meanwhile, Google just rolled out its "social search." It's not exactly a "Facebook killer" ... yet.
And Bing and Facebook are now besties via a new version of the Bing toolbar.
Oh, and in case you didn't hear, and were still totally worried about it, Charlie the 14-year-old earless "Voldemort cat" has a Forever Home! Happy Friday!