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Pre-caffeine tech: Stupid Internet, smart robots!

\"I must be the one to kill Harry Potter!\"
\"No! I must be the one to kill Harry Potter!\"
\"I must be the one to kill Harry Potter!\" \"No! I must be the one to kill Harry Potter!\"

Good news! Facebook totally added "civil union" and "domestic partnership" to its relationship status menu ... which totally makes up for for taxes on same-sex health coverage. And a general lack of civil rights.

Speaking of the government and Facebook, President Obama had a confab yesterday with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Apple CEO Steve Jobs and Google chief executive Eric Schmidt in a push to keep spending on high-tech initiatives.

Because you know, a 10th of Americans can't get fast Internet.

Still, the next iPhone will be cheaper ... just not smaller.

Plus, here's 10 leaps forward in car technology.

Speaking of high-tech initiatives, just how will Watson spend his "Jeopardy" winnings?

Perhaps he'll train to compete in the first-ever robot marathon!

Meanwhile, Google just rolled out its "social search." It's not exactly a "Facebook killer" ... yet.

And Bing and Facebook are now besties via a new version of the Bing toolbar. 

Oh, and in case you didn't hear, and were still totally worried about it, Charlie the 14-year-old earless "Voldemort cat" has a Forever Home! Happy Friday

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