Pre-caffeine tech:  Free apps, terrible goats!

Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.

Good news everybody! You can get 10 apps for free on the Apple App Store's 5th birthday!

Here's the hut where the Internet was born ... apparently.

Take a peek at your email metadata ... before the feds do!

A mysterious group of computer hackers has spent four years spying on the South Korea military, according to McAfee.

Disconnect! Phone companies won't replace some landlines.

The Army went and developed software that reveals the pecking order of gangs.

"Drone It Yourself" turns (not quite) anything into a quadcopter!

In case you were wondering: Here's how the attempt to sequence “Bigfoot’s genome” went badly off track.

Suck it up! Here's a Sim game that makes you the vacuum cleaner!

Donald Glover will only appear in five out of 13 "Community" episodes ... whats' the point of anything?

Whatever. Here's the terrible truth about adorable baby goats.

Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.