Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today.
You know how the number of distinct versions of Windows one can choose from has become a sort of running joke. Microsoft has at last addressed the problem, and the upcoming Windows 8 will have only three flavors to choose from.
The Samsung Galaxy Nexus is making its way to Sprint on April 22, priced at $199 — which is a cool hundred bucks less than what the Verizon version of the device currently costs.
People are caring less and less about Draw Something.
Meanwhile, people are increasingly Googling for "Tumblr" instead of "blog."
Google's cloud-based storage service isn't even official yet, but word is that when it is -- possibly next week -- it will give users 5 GB of free storage space.
Speaking of Google, the search giant is paying for a study that will figure out how to spot the fake reviews plaguing social-style sites such as like Yelp and TripAdvisor.
These artists are working on some kind of perfume that will make you smell like a brand new Apple product.
Foursquare just hit 20 million users, and two million check ins!
Somebody on an airplane can't tell the difference between a charging cell phone and a bomb. Guess what happened!
In closing: Best of the Lawyer Dog Meme!
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