Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
Hey! You know that skeleton they found in that parking long? Totally Richard III!
More than 450 photos were posted on Instagram every second of Super Bowl.
Was BlackBerry’s Super Bowl ad the dumbest tech ad you’ve ever seen? Discuss.
Twitter got mentioned most in Super Bowl commercials ... but Oreo totally won the Twitter bowl tweets.
Speaking of Twitter, China may not be behind that big Twitter hack.
Meanwhile, Anonymous posted credentials for over 4000 U.S. bank executives.
Facebook's new gift cards let you give (and keep giving) online.
Joseph Gordon Levitt makes videos of the paparazzi ... they don't care for it, apparently.
More importantly: Bikini Kill is making things again!
In closing: BEHIND THE SCENES AT PUPPY BOWL! SQUEE!!!!
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook.