Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning.
The infamous Foxconn factory in China shutdown production of the new iPhone 5 on Sunday after a riot broke out in the company's dorms.
Speaking of iPhone 5, Apple sold more than five million iPhone 5s in the three days since its debut.
Oh wait, that's way below the predicted 6-10 million analysts expected.
And some users are reporting WiFi issues with the iPhone 5.
Still, even though everyone's complaining about Apple's buggy new maps, users still adopted the new iOS 6 at a record-breaking rate.
And one more thing: the Verizon iPhone 5 works on AT&T too.
In other smartphone news, Android 4.1 Jelly Bean is rolling out for Galaxy S III, and that's not all.
In case you missed it, "Gangnam Style," the greatest video for the greatest song that we'll never get sick of EVER shattered the Guinness record for most "liked" video in YouTube history.
Texting is blamed for a rise in teen pedestrian injuries ...
... perhaps we should all review these 1917 instructions on how to use the telephone.
Compiled by Helen A.S. Popkin, who invites you to join her on Twitter and/or Facebook. Also, Google+.