Our pre-caffeine roundup is a collection of the hottest, strangest, and most amusing stories of the morning. Here's everything that you need to know before taking that first sip of coffee today:
Gizmodo is officially not being charged in that iPhone-4-left-in-a-bar case.
You can see Twitter in a whole different way, now that its got realtime activity streams.
Here's a guide to controlling your privacy and info on Google+.
And here's what you need to know about those crazy cap locked status updates on Facebook and phone numbers.
Speaking of Facebook, here's its terms of service translated into NSFW Bro Speak. Maybe now you'll understand!
Zynga — the company that brought you FarmVille, et.al.— is talking to the Angry Birds guys. But why?!
Speaking of angry, Britain is considering cracking down on social media because of the riots.
But let's not forget, the UK riots showed us two different sides of social media.
Here's how WikiLeaks' Julian Assange could seduce even you.
And here's photographic evidence that Chewy and Princess Leia totally had an affair!
Helen A.S. Popkin goes blah blah blah about the Internet. Tell her to get a real job on Twitter and/or Facebook . Also, Google+.